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  • voldemort: hey I just killed you
  • voldemort: and this is crazy
  • voldemort: why are you still alive
  • voldemort: you stupid baby

  • Obama: I like Coke
  • Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi

  • Band fans in 1999: I want to marry them all
  • Band fans in 2012: I want them to marry each other

  • Harry Potter: let's go to Hogwarts!
  • Percy Jackson: let's go to camp half-blood!
  • The Hunger Games: let's go to... no, no..let's stay here, please.

Chris Colfer’s reaction to Emma Watson (x)






I don’t need a stable relationship. I just need a stable internet connection.


Here's what you missed on Vampire Diaries:
  • Stefan: BROOD BROOD ANGRY BROOD
  • Damon: Snarky comment.
  • Stefan: BROOD I CANNOT LOVE YOU ELENA.
  • Elena: YOU'RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
  • Stefan: NO I'M NOT.
  • Audience: Yes you are.
  • Elena: I won't let anyone get hurt for me.
  • *everyone gets hurt for her*
  • Damon: Elennnnnaaaaaa loooveeee meeeeee
  • Rebekah: I'm sexy and I know it.
  • Klaus: I WILL KILL EVERYONE EVERYONE LOVES.
  • *doesn't kill anyone anyone loves*
  • Stefan: We have to kill the originals.
  • Damon: Yes, let's make a season's worth of plans to kill the originals.
  • *season's worth of plan fails*
  • Alaric: While you guys where planning to kill everyone, I actually killed everyone. Still cool if I hang with you? Cool.
  • Caroline: I'm relevant! Guys, I can help with vampire stuff!
  • Bonnie: Remember me? I'm on this show. I do witchcraft. Remember?
  • Matt: Lol why am I even here.
  • Jeremy: FETCH!
  • Tyler:

  • Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
  • Me: Nine and three quarters
  • Friend: